Chain Emails

I don't often read them, I don't often send them on.

But this time, I did.

This should be sitting in most of your emails now (except Goony), however I feel the need to repost it here... With some minor changes... :]

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Jasryn, Jing Min & Su Yin.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married.

So, the parents found them the most suitable ' leng chais' (handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As 'concerned' (more like 'kay-poh') parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience.

So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......'Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences'.

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.

Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Jasryn.
They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. 'Ah! here it is!', exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was... 'BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY'
Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Jing Min. The content was simple. 'NESCAFE'. So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. 'Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Su Yin.

The Ngs became worried.

Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was 'SINGAPORE AIRLINES'. Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. 'Ah! Here it is!' Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair. The motto was ...'7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP'.

(The Ng family name was a coincidence by the by).

HAR HAR BOINKY. I already received that email. Thanks to ever-reliable PRIYAAAAAAAA! :D and editing it was kinda sad........... :P the 'Su' part was funneh though. HAR HAR

ROFLMAO WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAD DARREN? CHANGING THE NAMES WAS MADE OF ABSOLUTE WIN. Great job!

Priya sent it first!!! Quit being such a cheat Panit =P

And why do Jasryn, JM and... well, SY I understand... but why the rest of us????

NO! It is not fair to put all of us there. Stick to the originals!

panit....you sorely lack imagination i tell you ahahaha

but appropriately picked names nonetheless :P