Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I don't want to move a thing.

Happy New Year people! :)

And since we are boring boring people who are not going to celebrate it besides sitting at home with a thick text book in hand while fireworks go BOOM BOOM outside your window, I have taken the liberty to post a rather.... okay, its adorable. HAHA check it out.

Kinda reminds me of me, when I was a little boy, except that he's sliiiiiiiightly cuter. In a purely objective way.
haha



Someone's had one too many Twinkies.. :P check out the end, with the eyebrows. HAHAHAHA


Have a great 2009, everyone! Cos for sure, I need one.


Cheers
Darren

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Let's celebrate New Year's!!!!

On New Year's day!!

Because Su and JM are away
(on New Year's eve)

(Hey that rhymed)

So anyway... I was thinking we go for dinner and then to the beach where we will fool around and take lots of pictures and maybe play with Su's sparklers. Although I was thinking we could do the beach thing first cause it'd be... bright. And I won't trip over myself. Plus Priya can watch the sunset as she says on her wish list.

Then we shall write resolutions ala WY's suggestion (WY if you see this, please tell them because I can't remember) After which we shall sleep over at someone's house. I vote JM cause her house is nearest!!

Su, JM, Priya, Panit, Sarah, Sara, WY, Darren, Kylie, you are coming =D

... You forgot Amy!

Anyway! The resolution thing. I was thinking we write one resolution, one wish to share with the rest, one wish to keep private, and the best thing that happened in 2008. Put them on a piece of paper then bury them in the sand ^__^

Are we still on? And where?
EHHH you took the 100th published post!!! I was saving up for that. Dang.

You really have to learn to stop 'saving up' for stuff. Otherwise we're just gonna beat you to it =D

Monday, December 29, 2008

beep









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beep





























nobody knows

does anybody ever?

Friday, December 26, 2008

Viagra helps CIA win friends in Afghanistan

Not a joke, not a joke...


I'll just throw* in the funny parts and leave out the boring parts:

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.

The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes — followed by a request for more pills.

Isn't it meant to be 'throw' in the funny parts? har har Merry Christmas!

I always say it in my head and I type the wrong thing >.<

Because meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie-holic.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Su took the 100th post!!! Oh well. She started it. I guess she's obliged to have the 100th post as well :)


Happy Boxing Day people!
Though I don't know what happens on boxing day. I assume people....box? O.o


I haven't....been here for a while.



*POOOF!* thats the sound of my neurons popping. Speaking of pop, the first words that comes to mind are:
  1. Popcorn!
  2. 'Pop' by N'Sync
  3. Fizzy Bubblech
  4. Pop goes the weasel
  5. Spritzer Pop
  6. Pop-ular bookstore
  7. Pop Tarts
  8. Pop Tardddddddds :]
  9. Bubbles :D
  10. And for some unknown reason, Marginal Propensity to Import. GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I end this pointless post with a quote, from a great man who is well-liked and respected by everyone.

"OH YA~~ chirstmas....its on the 25 right......will Mr. Santa give me a present??? Can I ask for "No MOCK" ....anyway, did Mr. Santa do IB???I think he just stick to the A LEVEL...easier u see he got a job already...we still need to do EE...."
~Mr. Film Pripanapong~

hahaha enjoy Film, you are featured!


Cheers
Darren


Hey who put that smiley there? I bet its Boinky.

Ish

Jas has something against me.

So does Panit.

My internet goes bust for 2 days and this is what I get?

Just you wait. I shall get my revenge.

What did I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
You were mean to me.
OOHHHH. As Darren pointed out. 100th post!!!! yay.

Hello

It's 3.39 a.m.

I should be asleep.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

"Do you know what it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to throw you away? Do you know what its like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?"

-Enrique Iglesias, Do You Know-

Just so happens to be playing on my iTunes. Why do I only get to blog in one colour? It's so... monochromatic.

"Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is you."

-David Archeuleta, Crush-

Next iTunes song. I think my brain is fried... I'm being random. Panit says there's been a shift in my sleep patterns. Like the rats in Groblewski's artificial illumination experiment. Biological perspective of psychology. Sarah would know. If she were awake. Which she's not.

Cause it's now 3.49 a.m.

I should be asleep.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

Wait, I already said that.

"Where do you go when you're lonely? I'll follow you."

-Bethany Joy Lenz, When The Stars Go Blue-

GOODNIGHT!

"I gave you my love in vain. My body never knew such pleasure, my heart never knew such pain. And you left me so confused. Now I'm all cried out over you."

-Destiny's Child, All Cried Out-


3.59 a.m.
Hello Jas... There there. But I must say I am confused.. by the biological perspective of psychology.... HELLOOOOO

Thursday, December 25, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY DEAREST PEOPLE [:

There. I said it on the correct day.
I know you must be missing me an awful lot.
But heyyy, look on the bright side!
At least I'm not there to poke or whack any of you, right?
Thank you all for a wonderful Uplands-ey year.
It wouldn't have been the same without all of you.

C:

Christmas-

Sometimes, it surprises me that Christmas arrives so early. It's as if we were just heralding the arrival of a new year, and, with the misty breath of a tempest, the teardrops pattering and crashing towards the ground, it's over, over and done with, and you see your parents hanging the red and green decorations up above the door to signify another ending. The closing of yet another year, the sealing of the door, a time when you look back and realize the enormity of the things you haven't done and wish that you could have said the things you never said.

Among the faint black print in my Math book, I reflect, reminisce upon the people that are here with me and those that should have been, those that I wish that were and those that I'd rather not be. The people I met in Cambridge, the people from Comic Fiesta, my friends from my old school that distilled my laughter in time and were there to catch my tears when they fell... It's one of those times when you wish they were around, wish they were here to celebrate and laugh with you.

But there's also the present, the people that are here, and in no particular order, the shout-outs that are due!

Panit- I'm glad that you blog here with us. Your seriousness is always a nice counter-balance to my insanity. Thanks for making me laugh with your random posts and strange articles from the BBC.

Priya- You haven't blogged in ages! AHHH. But honestly thanks for being my friend, thanks for laughing with me, and I will always remember that day in Math when we came up with that holiday. Poor little Ollie, having to go on vacation with all those teachers in Alaska. I wonder if they caught any fish?

Su Yin- I love you. You are amazing. You've taught me so much, made me laugh so hard, that I can't believe that I didn't think that we would ever click the first time I talked to you. I adore you to bits. Thanks for listening to my rants and for having the patience when I ramble on about the most retarded of matters. CHOCOLATEEEE. THANKS FOR ALL OF IT, "Susan".

Sara- You're amazing too. You never fail to make me smile with your Sara-ness, and your Tupperware song that JM recorded... I still need to get that video off her and show it to your kids when you're old and grey and old. Though I can never imagine you being old, you lively girl. Mother Sara, I have been a good girl. Right?

Jasryn- Your clumsiness never ceases to amaze me. Now I'm no longer the village idiot during Chem practicals... Haha, kidding, kidding. You really aren't that bad, you know, because I'm worse I guess? Oh well we still need to blow up the lab once before we graduate. Just once. Piaki the Pink Penguin loves you, by the way. Even though nobody else loves it.

Amy- You aren't in The Crew but YOU DESERVE A SHOUT OUT HERE BECAUSE I MET YOU AROUND THE SAME TIME THAT I MET THE REST OF THEM AND I JUST FEEL LIKE WRITING IT HERE ANYWAY. Mummy dearest, thanks for taking the trouble to read all my writing and drivel, and for my random rambles. How all of you put up with me is beyond my comprehension, but thank you. (: I still need to get you something for Chrissymassy.

Darren- GOOOOONY. You're hilarious. You're random. You're great to talk to, and have great taste in Youtube videos. You make me smile. You make me laugh. Enough said. Don't get pecked to death, pigeon bait, spylark.

Jing Min- Do I even need to tell you how much I love you? God. I think I've made it pretty apparent. You probably know it inside, anyway. Donkey.

Sarah- Kitten! You're awesome. (: You're my fellow writer-poet, the person that's always arguing with me about who's better. (you're better by the way, I think most people would testify to that, but then again you'll never admit it) I love the way you understand my innate kiasu-ness, my desires to do better than I already am doing, and our similar retarded sense of humour. Ily. We're going to get out there, publish a book together, and KICK BUTT. Some day. (:

What would you do if aliens came to Earth to where God's son lived?

Hypothetic question I came across on a message board. Refers to Christianity and Jesus Crhist by the by.

Like the aliens were like, "Sup. 2000 or so years ago, one of our prophets was like the son of God is gonna be born here. So uh where is he? We've never been here before so we don't really know our way around yet." Then we'd tell them. Then they were all like, "YOU DID WHAT?!"

What would you do?

I'll finish off with a nice web-comic as well:


Wednesday, December 24, 2008


ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:00:43 PM)

mmmmmmm

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:00:49 PM)

sticky balls, taste better-

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:00:50 PM)

OMFG

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:00:50 PM)

LOL

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:00:51 PM)

LOL

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:08 PM)

HAHAHAHAH

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:10 PM)

oooo

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:12 PM)

i like the big balls

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:15 PM)

i'm serious btw

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:15 PM)

LOL!!!

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:20 PM)

they have like big fishballs

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:20 PM)

mmm me too

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:23 PM)

those are good

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:26 PM)

i like the ones that are a little square

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:28 PM)

much better than the smaller ones

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:29 PM)

HAHAHAHA

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:31 PM)

and have chilli and pepper in them

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:33 PM)

we can blog about this btw

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:33 PM)

hahaha

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:36 PM)

omg we need to 

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:37 PM)

YES

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:40 PM)

YOU DO IT

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:40 PM)

LOL

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:44 PM)

hahaha no you do it

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:44 PM)

on the crew

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:45 PM)

XD

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:52 PM)

haha why

ethereally;; i herd yu likez fishballz says: (11:01:55 PM)

i just did

Jas: [The Crew] says: (11:01:57 PM)

yeah ok i'll do it


And that people... is what Jas and WY do when they've had too much chocolate on the night before Christmas.

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas (although Su already did like 3 days in advance cause she's sad that way) *beams*

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

This can't be true...

The virtual battle of the sexes

By Tamsin Osborne
BBC News

Screenshot from Everquest II, Sony Online Entertainment
Online games' emphasis on combat has led many to paint them as male pursuits

Picture a typical player of a massively multiplayer game such as World of Warcraft and most people will imagine an overweight, solitary male.

But this stereotype has been challenged by a study investigating gender differences among gamers.

It found that the most hard-core players are female, that gamers are healthier than average, and that game playing is an increasingly social activity.

Despite gaming being seen as a male activity, female players now make up about 40% of the gaming population.

The study looked at gender differences in more than 2,400 gamers playing EverQuest II.

What we think might be at play is that it's not that games are good for you, it's that TV is bad for you
Dmitri Williams

The participants, who were recruited directly out of the game, completed a web-based questionnaire about their gaming habits and lifestyles.

In addition Sony Online Entertainment, Everquest's creator, gave the US researchers access to information about the players' in-game behaviours.

Gender bias

The results showed that, although more of the players were male, it was the female players who were the most dedicated players, spending more time each day playing the game than their male counterparts.

Lead researcher Scott Caplan of the University of Delaware said the result demonstrated how out-of-date stereotypes can be.

"In many cases, stereotypes reflect what I would call a 'cultural time lag'," he said.

"What we think about men and women and videogames may have been true 10 or 15 years ago, when there were mainly console video games or single-player games.

Nintendo games console, BBC
Attitudes to games may date from the early years of consoles, say researchers

"But what were seeing now is that games become social, and as these online games become communities then the attraction for that kind of behaviour might increase for women," said Prof Caplan.

"I think a lot of our stereotypes are based on the way computer games have been, rather than where they're going."

The pressure to conform to traditional gender roles might mean that some women are put off activities seen as "masculine", whereas women who reject traditional gender roles might be more likely to play MMOs such as EverQuest II.

Perhaps in support of this the survey revealed an unusually high level of bisexuality among the women who took part in the study - over five times higher than the general population.

"These are not people who are following strict gender stereotypes," said Prof Caplan.

"I think that the game itself is right now a very non-traditional activity for women, and so I think what you would find in this population are going to be people who are in other ways less traditional than the majority population."

Consumer focus

Another unexpected finding was that the online game players - particularly the women - were healthier than the general population, though this was drawn from self-reported levels of exercise and body mass index.

Dmitri Williams, a researcher at the University of Southern California and a co-author on the study, said one possible explanation could be that playing computer games reduces the amount of time spent in front of the television.

Woman playing Wii, AP
Consoles such as the Wii have won a cross-gender audience

"What we think might be at play is that it's not that games are good for you, it's that TV is bad for you," he said.

"With television, what you get is an endless stream of commercials telling you to buy things and to consume things, and what we think we're finding is that when you remove all that consumption impulse you are probably less driven to consume."

In games such as EverQuest II, players spend their time completing quests and killing monsters, so it's possible that such in-game activities might influence players in real-life, said Prof Williams.

"It could be that games inspire a more active lifestyle, instead of sitting in front of a TV."

The study also found that men and women played computer games for different reasons, with men more likely to play to win and women more likely to play for social reasons.

Furthermore, a high proportion of women reported playing the game with their romantic partner, supporting the idea that game playing is becoming an increasingly sociable activity. The researchers say that this trend is reflected in patterns of general computer and internet use.

"If you go back 20 years and talk about people using computers and the internet, I think the stereotype would have been of a young male," said Prof Caplan.

"Nowadays, if you look at MySpace and Facebook and all of the social uses of the internet, the number of women who have it as part of their everyday life has gone up phenomenally," he said.

"In the same way that the stereotype of a computer user has become more gender-neutral, I think we'll see that with games too."

Now I'm not being sexist or anything when I say this can't be true... I'm just drawing attention to the part I bolded in the text...

"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics".

In the gaming community MMORPG is an acronym for something, and it isn't Massively-Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game... Care to take a guess what it is, anyone?


No idea. But why do your BBC articles always come out a bit odd? I can't see the later half of sentences. LOL. And do you have anything BETTER to do than surf the BBC for strange
articles?

Hey who's that impersonating me? :(

Piaki the Pink Penguin



Made of WIN. By WeiYun and Jianing.

Lyrics:

Piaki the Pink Penguin!
Her name is Piaki
She's pink and fluffy
Watch out for her
She's quite unlucky
If you ask me
I think she's sucky
She's Piaki the Pink Penguin!
Her name is Piaki
She's pink and fluffy
We think she's dumb
She thinks she's plucky
Can't stand her face
It's simply yucky
Piaki the Pink Penguin!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Christmas is here!

Dont you love christmas? I do.

So, on behalf of The Crew. Here's to wishing you:
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
&
A HAPPY NEW YEAR
!!!

It's not even Christmas or the New Year yet... Why couldn't you wait? I mean... It's the internet... It's not like we have to do anything in advance.
And to be not so mono-religious... Happy Hanukkah or whatever else you may celebrate this time of the year.
Oh shut up Panit. And besides, I felt like doing it. So there!
I think that's the excuse world dictators use...
uh oh. We're all gonna die....
Of over-population.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I dunno whether I can take it anymore


Yes you can, because I'll be there to help you get through it;; ily (:

Monday, December 15, 2008

Death Wish

I would actually find it pretty damn interesting if I died just to see people's reactions. I wonder what would happen if I died. Would people regret things? People don't really know what's missing until it's really gone.

Used to be like that, but decided I liked life too much to sacrifice it for my curiosity. Besides, if I died, I wouldn't know about the nice or mean things people were saying about me.

Though I've always wanted to know what people would say if I died. Hmm.

Somehow, I think if I were dead people would like me a whole lot better. Nothing is perfect until it's lost. Maybe then all the people who act like I'm dead would have their wish.

I'd kill myself just to make myself feel better from watching peoples emotions.

According to our Psychology. Freudian theory. Thanatos the death instinct is the innate desire in all living things, according to the Chemistry law of entropy (god knows why) to achieve the inanimate state of origin. Random fact dug up from the recesses of my memory. Maybe it's morbid but we are under the suspicion that everyone thinks it but no one talks about it. Anyone?

Some things Jas forgot to add:

Jas: [The Crew] says: (10:10:38 PM)
some times i think if i were dead, people would like me a whole lot better
Panit aka Evil Spawn [The Crew] Skype: panit.buranawijarn says (10:13 PM):
i wouldn't
Panit aka Evil Spawn [The Crew] Skype: panit.buranawijarn says (10:13 PM):
i'd curse u for dying
Panit aka Evil Spawn [The Crew] Skype: panit.buranawijarn says (10:13 PM):
and depriving me of an armrest

Jas: [The Crew] says (10:32 PM):
i would hug you
Jas: [The Crew] says (10:32 PM):
but yeah
Panit aka Evil Spawn [The Crew] Skype: panit.buranawijarn says (10:32 PM):
xD
Jas: [The Crew] says (10:32 PM):
that'd be wrong

I'm being way too nice.... *sigh*

We wonder because we see death as something amazingly significant in our lives. Some see it as an ending, some as a beginning. Some fear it, some don't. But it completes the circle. Though, right of the top of my head, I imagine that if I die, some people will be sad, some will be indifferent, but after a while, most of us will move on. But frankly, as insane and as ridiculous life can be, it is far too INTERESTING to be missed. And fun too! True, life is too short, but I always think that praise, and stuff like that should always be done after careful thought. Or it might detract from the significance of such an act. BUT WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?
Here's a solution.

Let's all shout out everything we've wanted to tell the people that we know. Don't hold back the hugs, don't stifle the praise. Because life is too short, and hey, I've always wanted to tell people every little thing I liked about them. Mm?

As a start... Sarah, Jas, I'll tell the two of you tomorrow morning. The rest of you out there shall find out, bit by bit.

Wei Yun isn't going to wait till you're dead to dole out awws.

I highly doubt we should wait till people die before we say nice/bad things about them. The whole point about praise and criticism is to make ppl feel loved and appreciated (former) and to encourage ppl to improve (latter). If they take it the wrong way then sorry la. Their problem. Personally, I wouldn't want to die just to see ppl jump off buildings in regret that they didn't say sorry to me or appreciate me more. It's their loss if they didn't in the first place. But whatever it is, I'm not one to hold grudges. AND I don't have a secret inborn death wish. No. Life's too precious to be wasted on such things. Lalala. Having said this, I will proceed to speed off to school, risking my life in the process. Cuz. I'm. Late. [:

Personally, I always felt like getting injured (OOOH MORBIDDDDDDDD! har har) just to see who would visit me in hospital. Emo leh? I guess people have these tendencies, or at least, I do. :) like that girl featured on Jas' blog wrote, she said that she hid under a table deliberately just to see whether anybody would notice if she was missing. She even brought her handphone with her. I'm not sure about the outcome, but I'm guessing nobody did. Awwwh. :( I've tried that. Though I didn't use a table. Though it got boring after a while so I stopped. TEEHEE. :D

Random quotes of the day-

What we're going to do for today is write random quotes that we hear from random people. They can be said online, said offline, whatever... BUT THEY HAVE TO BE FROM TODAY.

Go!

Some random forum that I frequent:

WeiYun//Ethereally: Would you guys rather live where I am, with no snow? At all? XD No seasons, just perpetual summer? BECAUSE I WANT SNOW SO BAD.
Ichimokuren: yes plz


"Guess WHAT! I'M AWAKE!" -Sheau Yun, upon coming out of the bathroom.

"You are retarded!" - Jas says to Panit during Bio-

"Well if I'm retarded, what does that make you? Since you're talking to me?" - Panit-

"Charitable."- Jas-

"Oooo.. Someone should record this." - Priya cuts in-

"Yep, I knew he was gay." - Wei Yun when KS was conducting. No offense KS; meant as a joke ya? :D
Sara, do you know that all the weirdest conversations come from the two of us? While we're on our way to and from school? -JM
I KNOW *nods*! *Proceeds to stare at traffic jam* *Curses* MOVE LA! - Sara

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The Origins of The Crew

It all started one summer ago when a few students on holiday had nothing to do. All their own friends had school. (They went toUplands, see? Where they had different holidays from the rest)So they decided to gang up and meet up for (almost) every day of that summer. They went to the beach, to the mall, hung out at each other's homes, went to the park and went to KL.


And they called themselves The Crew. Not a name they made up for themselves, but rather one that they were given. *coughkyliecough*


But see, the original Crew soon expanded, to include those that didn't go to KL. To include those that always hung out with them too. And now, we present, a social clique of Uplands, consisting mainly of Malaysians (with the exception of Panit), we give you....




The Crew

WeiYun the orange
Su Yin the convoluted
Jasryn the cuddlebunny
Jing Min the prude
Darren the Goony
Sarah the genius
Sara the great
Panit the boinky
Priya the Priya :D

Friday, December 12, 2008

Presenting...

Stay or Leave?
A ToK Drama
Brought to you by members of The Crew.
Starring:
Su Yin as Susan Lau
Wei Yun as Andrew Thong
Jing Min as Prudence 'Prudy' Lau
Catch them tomorrow
For a once only act
10.00 am
13th December 2008
Room C304

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Workload TAKE TWO

Chem Test- ToK- Math Portfolio- Mandarin Orals- Cinderella Review- History Questions- Tired- Angry- Spiteful- Stressed- WORK OVERLOAD.

Hence the lack of updates from WeiYun

SARA AND JAS' BIRTHDAYS TOO! [:

Oh, oh, did i tell you all how much I appreciate eveything??? GIGANTOR HUGGSSS AND LOTS OF LOVE FROM ME. [:

Friday, December 5, 2008

Just for Su.

She should move to Singapore, or Japan. To help them repopulate.

Japan workers told to go home and procreate

The aim is to allow working mothers and fathers to spend more time with their children and find the time and energy to have more sex

Japan's workers are being urged to switch off their laptops, go home early and use what little energy they have left on procreation, in the country's latest attempt to avert demographic disaster.

The drive to persuade employers that their staff would be better off at home with their wives than staying late at the office comes amid warnings from health experts that many couples are simply too tired to have sex.

A recent survey of married couples under 50 found that more than a third had not had sex in the previous month.

Many couples said they didn't have the energy for sex, while others said they found it boring.

A quarter of the men surveyed said they were "too tired" after work, while just under a fifth of women said intercourse was "too troublesome". A study by Durex found that the average couple has sex 45 times a year, less than half the global average of 103 times.

"It's a question of work-life balance," the association's head, Kunio Kitamura, told Reuters. "This is not something that the individual can tackle alone. The people who run companies need to do something about it."

Japan's birth rate, at 1.34 - the average number of children a woman has in her lifetime - is among the lowest in the world and falls well short of the 2.07 children needed to keep the population stable.

If the rate persists, demographers warn that Japan's overall population will drop to 95 million by 2050 from its 2006 peak of 127.7 million.

Earlier this month the crisis prompted Keidanren, Japan's biggest business organisation, to implore its 1,600 member companies to allow married employees to spend more time at home.

Several firms have organised "family weeks" during which employees must get permission to work past 7pm, but most continue to squeeze every last drop of productivity from their staff.

In response, the labour ministry plans to submit a bill early next year exempting employees with children aged under three from overtime and limiting them to six hour days.

The aim is to allow working mothers and fathers to spend more time with their children and, it is hoped, find the time and energy to have more.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/28/japan-sexual-health