HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

Hilarious

Highlight of the week is definitely a punctured tyre at the corner of Jesselton.
Preceded by amusing "sliding-about-on-seat" along windy roads.
Apples, oranges and mangoes.
Water from a viagra cup.
Chat, after.

The Crew Deathmatch: ROUND TWO

Wei Yun vs. Sara- Evil Laughing

"Both these young misses have evil in them. Wei Yun's got the crazy random evil. Look at that glint in her eyes as she steps up to the plate. Those 938420402380234 cartons of sugar that she consumed. That poise. Determination. That-"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (repeat x 8970234789414387021 until Wei Yun has to be carted away)

*Sara comes and laughs evilly too, but she's won by default*

Sara: Don't underestimate Mother Sara!

Jasryn vs. Darren- Painting fences orange and pink

"Jasryn is doing unprecedentedly well, using her skills at tripping around and falling over to, well, trip around and fall over all around, only she's tripping and falling in the right places so the brush is brushing against the fences. Such skill, such mastery, such bimbotic clumsiness.

But Darren's giving her a run for her money. He's got a spray can (sponsored by a strip club that shall remain unnamed) and he's NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! He's filled up one fence. Two fences. Jasryn has tripped over three, will Darren prevail? Will the power of the RED DEVIL STRIP CLUB BE WITH HIM?

Jasryn's slowing down! We knew she couldn't keep tripping forever, could she? Now she's gone to take a water break. No, Jasryn, pace, PACE! Darren's catching up, he's going to win if you aren't careful- OMFG JASRYN WHAT ARE YOU DOING-"

*Jasryn falls over the can of paint, which flies into the sky, manages to upturn over Darren's head, then over all the fences. Jas WINS*

"Well, that's what you get for being a Goon."

And I can be so insincere.

I just felt like saying 'hi'.

So...... HI!

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The Food Crawl

Day: Friday
Place: Gurney
Food: A&W for lunch, Sushi King for lunch, Swensons for ice cream, Coffee Bean for ice blended chocolate

Day: Saturday
Place: Around Penang
Food: Dim Sum near Red Rock, coconuts by the roadside, Laksa near Penang Plaza, Sri Ananda Bahwan

The places left on the list: Strada, Ban Chang Kuih place

THE MOCKS ARE OVER!!!!

That's all.

*font coulnd't get any bigger for the announcement*

But why should I be put through hell?

HEYYYY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOCKS REPORT THINGIE?

Oh well, not that I'm complaining. Wait, I am. :)


I have one more paper!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :D and thats on Thursdayyyyyy.


G'luck to everyone else who has papers tomorrow. If it makes you feel any better, Umm.... I don't really know what to say. Ah, if it makes you feel any better, I screwed up some of my business todayyyy and possibly won't be getting 15 marks! Yay...... ay.

Answer: WEI YUN GOT LAZY AFTER OPENING HER OWN BLOG UP TO PUBLIC. LOL.


Answer: Since nobody wrote. Jas didn't either. Please look at her own blog for updates. (Is it me or has this blog become grounds for shameless promotion of our own personal blogs?)

hallo people!!! its been a long time since i've written anything...but yes unfortunately darren we are all too busy to be blogging....two more days and then there will probably be mass blogging by everyone :)

and i wonder who added jellyfish to my wish list HMMMM now thats a hard question...wei yun..any ideas who?? :P

Hahaha though I haven't been promoting my blog through this blog. Actually, I've been promoting this blog through my blog. :P but oh well everyone can promote their blog through this blog yayyyy but we should like charge commision for advertising. :D

WEIYUN!!!!!!! Priya, can we team up and kick her? hahahhaha! Its a dead give-away since she didn't edit her own. -_-

She didnt edit mine and Sarah's too. Till I pointed it out. I shall join the Priya-JM team too!

Why not remove all the *cough* WY added ones and write new ones after mocks. Which will be over in a day. *drumroll*

Mocks Day 3:

Wei Yun would like to comment that it is SAD, just SAD, that she writes reports like this and even sadder that she is doing this instead of studying.

Woke up, went to school, all that jazz EXCEPT this time I wore orange socks and an orange shoelace as a belt because I was too lazy to open my closet to get one. Apparently the neon-ness of the shoelace distracted Varoot as he did his Chinese exam:Also, instead of studying my ass off for the paper I slacked off for Mandarin and crammed for History instead.

Mandarin A2 SL Paper 1: Pretty good actually, considering I didn't do much revision but hey I guess the practice I've been doing in class is paying off, and combining Ms. Ong's notes with Mr. Bao's theories on literature works.

Went to library, Lisa tied the shoelace into a bow and asked me to cover it with my black cami because it was too neon (the shoelace, not the cami) and then I had the next paper- Mandarin Paper 2!

Mandarin A2 SL Paper 2: Okay. Nothing else to say except okay.

Commence running around like a headless donkey when exam is over because I have history. Ate lunch in canteen which was actually good, then did no revision but ran around with the book hoping I would absorb the knowledge from within. Talked to I Yune, Michelle, Michele, Hui Ern, Amy. Told Michele that the exam was at 130 BUT KYLIE TOLD ME IT WAS 1 LATER SO I RAN LIKE A HEADLESS DONKEYFART TO THE EXAM HALL LUCKILY MICHELE WAS THERE ALREADY I'M SORRYYYY-

Make bets with JM and Pin to treat them to food if I get a 7.

History Paper 3: Better than I thought it would be... I answered all 3 questions on Russia at different times though. Tsars Alexander II and III, Russian Revolution, then Gorbachev.

Get chased home by little sister. Almost halfway there...

Hey, not as sad as Jas who does it twice. Once on her personal blog and once here. *shrug* Although she copies and pastes most of it. Maybe I shall just link everyone to my post on Mocks. There you go people. Today was languages day! I hate foreign languages -_-" I'm taking beginners Mandarin btw. Bah.

>Jas is noting lack of participation<

Mocks Day 2:

Wei Yun did not wear as much orange as she could have which was probably the reason why ( ). She tells Mr. N it is all his fault they are suffering, who responds that he expected her to ask how his holiday was. Walks into the hall, sees Mr. W who tells her some good news that makes her yhey.

Chem Paper 1: Okay I suppose, could have been better

Is told by Priya that she wore so much orange on Day 1 that she knocked her socks off. Wei Yun responds that she was going to wear orange socks that day as well but decided not to because she was afraid they would show as she was wearing a skirt that was not knee-length unlike what Hui Ern claims it had to be. Went out for wan tan mee with Amy and Prudie. Complained about Chem. Came back and...

Chem Paper 2: DIE LIAO LAH. I couldn't answer the first question. The worst part is I wasted all my time studying for THIS paper instead of the other papers and everything I studied for decided not to come out, wtf, wtf, wtf. I SPENT MY WHOLE HOLIDAY DOING CHEM *and playing Fire Emblem* and this happens?! ;faa;das;f;adsf;s;;;

When exams are over, Wei Yun and Pilip complain that the structured questions were so hard the essay questions looked easy in comparison. W.T.F.

Chemistry Paper 1: OMG. Brain dead.

Chemistry Paper 2: Section A - "Oo.. I can do... happy happy.." *doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong!* Section B - "o.O WHAT IN THE WORLD?! *Panics* Brain deadddd." TNT is more reactive than sugar = IT IS A FREAKIN' EXPLOSIVE. It goes 'BOOM'. =_=.

I spent the entire holiday studying chemistry TOO! p-ish.

HISTORY PAPER THREE TOMORROW!!! NOOOOO!!!!! *looks pointedly at Lenin: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REVOLT!??! WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LIVE IN PEACE?!?!*

I just spent 5 minutes of time here. Must be delusional. *leaves to return to the Russian Revolution*.

Jas woke up late today. 6.40 to be exact. Though she somehow managed to leave the house at 6.51, notice how she appears to have a very strange habit of memorizing exact times. Anyway, leaving the house 9 minutes early, you'd expect that I get there 9 minutes early but NOOOO... Stupid me took a wrong turn and ended up just as late as the day before. I secretly think the exams are not really testing my chemistry knowledge and whatever... but my driving skills -_-" Leaving at 6.50a.m. tomorrow, waking up at 6, shall try not to be late.

Note that I tied pigtails today cause I couldn't find any of my rubber bands or clips.. Anyway.. Chem Paper 1

"That was a tricky paper."

"It was?" Then I proceed to realize the numerous mistakes I got tricked into.

I finished Psych with a half hour to spare and proceeded to go to sleep because I'd only had like 5 hours the night before. I will pay for my complacency. Chem Paper 2 was two and a half hours long!! I suppose it wasn't so bad, maybe because my brain appears to be numb. That's quite sad, I'm so dumb I can't even tell I'm dumb. I was in school from 8.00 a.m. to 4.00 p.m. today, sat for 5.5 hours worth of papers... Now I'm snacking cause I haven't had anything to eat and weigh a paltry 43.8 kg.

Actually I think sucrose may be more explosive than TNT because the equation for the TNT corresponded to two moles of TNT. More heat is released per mole for sucrose, although the reaction rate is lower.

And I will not say anything about the Chem paper, heh.

French today.. It was okay I suppose. Considering I wrote about 5 times more than they asked me to. Whoopsie.

Wei Yun >> I see you've started to use brackets too. Fun eh. They say so much more than words.

Jas >> I think you only got tricked for one question lah.

Jing Min >> Hi

HI SARAAAAAAAAAAAH! I shall participate in this blog post.


Hi

There, I participated. :)

Mock exam report:

Day 1:

Wei Yun decides it will be a good idea to wear orange. Reason? The more orange she wears, the less likely she is to fail. She gets up at 645, puts on brown and orange headband, orange tank inside white shirt, brownish orange beads. Might still possibly fail her exams due to the fact that she forgot orange socks. So she gets to school, and sees...

Everyone! Talking about how nice it is to see each other BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY the first paper that is coming up. Su is actually memorizing literary terms which is... wow. Wei Yun, being the lazy ass she is, decides to just look through Su's list briefly before traipsing off to talk to other people- because she doesn't think she can cram in last- minute info anyway.

Now for the report:

English Paper 1, HL: Okay I guess, I loved the piece of prose that we got. It was really a great piece of writing and well I could relate to the surreal elements in it I guess? So well I think I'll do okay. Not great because I was a little stuck at the beginning, but I think I'll do okay.

Maths Paper 1, HL: WAY better than last year's paper in June. I think I'll pass this one.

Jas woke up at 6.15 a.m., took a not so nice cold shower cause she'd gone to sleep only 3.5 hours before and put on the first thing in her closet. She left the house at 7.00 a.m. at which point Wei Yun was probably STILL putting on her funky beads but Jas still got to school way later than everybody else. At 7.49 a.m. to be exact, when everyone was outside the hall. I know this because Panit messaged me at 7.47 a.m. asking me where the hell I was, most people thinking I'd overslept seeing as how I've been sleeping at like 4.00 a.m. every single day. Anyway...

English Paper 1, HL: I didn't understand crap. I did half of one, half of the other and finally settled on the first one. Took me a full 20 minutes to decide which question to do.

Maths Paper 1, SL: If people were free enough to look up, I was the one staring blankly off into space thinking "OHHHH CRAP!" But everyone else seemed to be writing so I tried to be smart and write stuff too... I stabbed myself with my compass. Twice. Once in my leg and once in my finger. Wanna see??????

Alarm rings at 645. Press Snooze.. Sleep until 710am. Brother comes in saying, 'OMG WOW. I BEAT YOU'. I wake up, rush down, and pick Sara up. Then make the insane drive to school with Sara saying, 'Wahhh.....' *must be her lack of sleep*. We get to school at 744am. ONE MINUTE TO SPARE. And run upstairs like a bunch of mad people. And get to the hall. Greetings galore. And a very loud 'GOOD MORNING'. =_=. Enter exam

English A1 HL - I like the prose. It was philosophical. I was so happy to finally get an author that I know. C.S. Lewis. I jammed alot trying to structure my essay until finally winged it and just analysed it paraphragh by paragraph. I then said C.S Lewis wrote "Alice in Wonderland". It was supposed to be LEWIS Carroll. Hello, they are almost the same. Glad to know I provided some comic relief. Because Mr. Cadman gave me a very amused look when I told him. >.<

Maths SL - First 5 questions: OHh... Nice.. easy.. I can do... Oher questions after that: OMG. WTH. DIE. So what I did was copy the question, and copy the formula, and insert whatever knowledge I had. You get points for working see. HEH. Math is murder. MURDER. Grrr maths.

This took all of 10 minutes of my Chemistry revision time. OH dear.

Yay! Considering I don't have a paper today, why not use up some of my revision time telling everyone about my shortcomings in the first paper! OH JOY! :D :D :D well I'm online anyway, might as well :) heh heh okayyyy so I woke up at 6.30-ish and ate some bread with ba hu and then I had a cup of MILO (the drink of Champions, or so they say) then off to school after I suddenly realised that I forgot to bring my jacket or something whatever its called :P so I went to search for it in my closet, couldn't find it, asked the maid where it was, and finally gave up when she realised it was kept in this huge suitcase together with loads of other clothes on top of my parents closet. Delightful. SO anyway I put on my long-sleeved shirt so I could roll the sleeves down if I got cold. Which was exactly what PiLip did too! Great minds think alike, eh? HAHAHAHA

Anyway, I'm the dude with all three Highers on the same day. English HL -> I chose the prose. No surprise there. Mr. Walton even told me that he won a bet with Mr Cadman because he bet that I would do the prose. HAHA I should get a share of the winnings! :) anyway I did it ainly because I couldn't really understand the poem. I thought it was about Dust Bunnies. And theywere DYINGGGGG awwh so sad. Then I realised that it was highly unlikely that dust bunnies would be a focal point in a mock exam poem, so I dismissed it and did Prose instead. blah blah blah

Don't even get me started on Math HL. PAH!

Business HL..... was okay at the start but I think I made some mistakes midway through and at the end, where I couldn't name a motivational theory because I FORGOT TO STUDY THAT PART *smacks head* how could I forget? that was 8 marks. and I left it blank. :( and I couldnt define what a profit centre was, so I hadn't a clue when it told me to evaluate it. -.-"

Haha. I shall add my story too! Woke up at 6.30 to Alarm 1, hit snooze, Alarm 2 rings, snooze, then Alarm 1 again, I turn it off and promptly fall back to sleep. Thankfully Alarm 2 rings and one of the 3 cousins who sleep on my floor yell at me to get up. I woke them all up with my alarms. Heh.

So, English and Maths: Doable.

Day 2:

Chem 1 and Chem 2: Also doable.

TNT is more reactive/explosive than sugar. Explain this hypothesis -.-

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