Info overload

In a random conversation with someone about his fear of sharing saliva with other people (not even a spoon!), we (me, JM, Sara & WY) tease him incessently about how he will survive kissing. He doesnt even share utensils with his mom! This goes on till a point where we've agitated him so much, he gets so worked up and utters these words:

I will be fine kissing my wife

I will be fine frenching her

I will be fine sucking (he said licking..su got this wrong before) her nipples

And I will be fine with sticking my tongue up her crotch.

At this point, I go "Ewwww!". Conversation comes to an end. Silence.

A good way to end teasing no?

Note how Su always posts convoluted stuff... Tsk tsk tsk