Meet The Crew

Ok. I realised that there have been like 3 posts already but everybody is kinda confused as to who the blog authors are. So here goes:

Introducing, in no particular order (except the order in which they pop into my mind), the authors of our extremely random totally spontaneous new group blog:

Name: Su Yin 

Notes: Supposedly innocence personified. Has been known to possess a convoluted mind. Is covertly corrupting the minds of her innocent friends as we speak. Secret camwhore. Innocent face is given away by evil eyes. Expect posts proclaiming her innocence. Do not believe.

Likes: Ice cream. And blue stuff.

Dislikes: Dogs. And other cute, fluffy creatures. (Except moi)

Retardedness level: Low

Blogging colour: Blue. Like, duh.

Qualifications: Ph.D Sex Ed, MA Camwhoring

Name: Jing Min

Notes: Public speaker/ debater. Highly opinionated. One of the few in the group capable of cooking without killing. Drives the biggest car. Hence, is usually designated group driver. Perpetually grinning. (We are still attempting to find out the source of this strange affliction) Expect opinionated posts about lofty philosophical stuff that the rest of us shallow people cannot comprehend. And posts about food. =) Yum.

Likes: Food. And feeding people. TOK.

Dislikes: Children. Has been quoted as saying, "Children are economically inefficient."

Retardedness level: Most normal

Blogging colour: Red

Qualifications: Ph.D Baking, Ph.D TOK, MA Chauffeuring 

Name: Darren Goon a.k.a Goony

Notes: Occasionally odd. Perpetually crapping. Very random. Always happy. Enjoys faking various accents and imitating various TV characters. Currently working on being a China pek with a Higher Level english qualification. Can also be found here. Expect video and picture laden posts, and posts in which he interjects with random comments and strange sounds. Also posts titled with song lyrics and song lyrics only. 

Likes: Megan Fox. Manchester United

Dislikes: Liverpool. Jonas Brothers 

Retardedness Level: Borderline High

Blogging colour: White. 

Qualifications: Ph.D Imitation of Weird Accents, MA Randomness, Currently studying for BA China Pek

Name: Wei Yun

Notes: Writer. Potential lawyer. Llama lover. Has a thing for weird songs like "I'm Not Wearing Any Underwear Today" and "If You're Gay, It's Ok" Always game for singing said songs in public at the top of her lungs. Exceedingly random. Extremely hyper. If seen, do not feed sugar. Expect hyper posts about random things. 

Likes: Chocolate. Orange stuff. Liverpool.

Dislikes: Darren Goon - Manchester United Supporter

Retardedness Level: Off the charts

Blogging colour: Orange, duh. 

Qualifications: Ph.D Writing, Ph.D Randomness, BA Weirdness

*This author has been diagnosed with hyperactivity. I repeat, do not feed sugar.*

Name: Jasryn a.k.a Chipmunk

Notes: Chronically clumsy. Self-proclaimed bimbo. Well-known camwhore. Has been known to stare obsessively at self in any reflective surface. Do not approach with mirror. Famous for short stature and tiny frame. Do not be deceived. Has been known to go at people with sharp, claw-like nails. Approach with caution. Known for speaking extremely quickly in a chipmunk voice with Indian accent. Eats like a chipmunk. Can also be found here. Expect long posts detailing bouts of clumsiness and idiocy. Also expect picture laden posts (pictures usually of said author)

Likes: Ice cream. Butterflies. Brad Pitt

Dislikes: Math. And Panit. (refer below)

Retardedness Level: Critically High

Blogging colour: Purple

Qualifications: Ph.D Bimboticness, Ph.D Randomness, MA Camwhoring, Failed out in the undergraduate course "Coordination and Balance" Currently authoring the book "Dummies for Dummies" as an expert in her field

Name: Panit

Notes:  Enjoys patting people on the head and poking people on the nose. Do not approach unless you wish to be violated as such. Thinks too deep. Incapable of embracing the shallow-ness of The Crew. Feels the need to be the 'logical' one. Also prone to weird philosophical takes. Known to be condescending and patronizing. Extremely critical. Occasionally mean. His round appearance and boinky tummy belie his evil nature. Expect short, insulting posts with big words. Approach with dictionary.

Likes: Kitties. Cars. Stupid boy stuff. And weird music. 

Dislikes: Idiots. (i.e. Us) <-- We keep him because we need our village idiot

Retardedness Level: Low

Blogging colour: Grey... may change to yellow

Qualifications: Ph.D Critic, Ph.D Evil, Currently the main character of a children's book authored by Jasryn, illustrated by Goony tentatively titled "PANIT GOES BOINK!"

Currently awaiting the arrival of two more blog authors: 

Sarah S.C., my beautiful runner 

Sara L, my partner in crime

For now... you have met THE CREW. Brought to you by Jasryn Ng. In... from right to left, front to back: Jing Min, Su Yin, Panit, Sara L, Wei Yun, Jas, Goony

Caution: Extremely hot. Very odd.

May cause possible side-effects of vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness and bouts of uncontrollable laughter. Death may result. Randomness, weirdness and clumsiness is potentially contagious. Follow at own risk.