I'm sure, I'm sure. [: You're just jealous. I will raise the next Picasso and you won't. HAH.
JM's kids shall be prudes. ie. wear clothes, and swimsuits when they bathe
HEYYY!!! I maintain, that THEY WILL NOT.
Yeah, wait ten years and we'll be laughing when we see them run around in Speedo pants in the communal shower.
ring swimsuits? I mean, HUH?
Jas' kids shall be clumsy and not bruise.
My kids will have an amazing pain threshold. They shall not bruise, cry or sweat. They will be durable! Plus, they will be hot. My kids will be very hot.
SY's kids shall .... be minature Pi Lips. Supposedly.
If they're guys of course. If they're girls they'll be miniature Su's. :D
They will hit on Jasryn's hot kids. And educate them in ways that Jasryn does not wish for her kids to be educated.
And be sensitive.. and *cough* emphatatic. >.<
*resists urge to change typo*
Darren's kids will be ... hmm.... ah! indecisive
AND SHY! hahaha and yeah they'll talk like CHina Peks too. Or attempt to.
Jasryn will keep her kids away from Su Yin's kids and let them mix with the prudes. But Jasryn shall make Su Yin godmother. And any questions on sex shall be directed to Su Yin.
Jing Min will make both Jas and Su Yin godmothers. And also direct questions about sex to Su Yin. And her kids will rule the public speaking competitions. And NO, will NOT be PRUDES. =_= But it has also been pointed out that Jing Min may not even want kids. Hence, there will be no children to be prudes. Though Su Yin has threatened Jing Min to get married by 30. And have kids before 35, or else they might get Down Syndrome, says Jas.
Wei Yun will not let their kids have godparents because they will all get corrupted by their godparents' prudish, overly sexy, or very clumsy behaviour. Though when she needs advice on how to give the "birds and the bees" talk, she will go to Su because of her melange of practical experience. And just to see the look on her face :D
These are the sort of conversations we have. Usually amongst girls. But sometimes the boys join in. And hilarity ensues.
They will hit on Jasryn's hot kids. And educate them in ways that Jasryn does not wish for her kids to be educated.
And look innocent, even if they're not.
TEEHEE ;)
Johan's kids will be "protectors". ie. think themselves as godAnd be sensitive.. and *cough* emphatatic. >.<
*resists urge to change typo*
Darren's kids will be ... hmm.... ah! indecisive
AND SHY! hahaha and yeah they'll talk like CHina Peks too. Or attempt to.
Jasryn will keep her kids away from Su Yin's kids and let them mix with the prudes. But Jasryn shall make Su Yin godmother. And any questions on sex shall be directed to Su Yin.
Jing Min will make both Jas and Su Yin godmothers. And also direct questions about sex to Su Yin. And her kids will rule the public speaking competitions. And NO, will NOT be PRUDES. =_= But it has also been pointed out that Jing Min may not even want kids. Hence, there will be no children to be prudes. Though Su Yin has threatened Jing Min to get married by 30. And have kids before 35, or else they might get Down Syndrome, says Jas.
Darren's kids will be FAR FAR AWAYYYYY from the prudes and little 'Pi Lip's and little bruise-less kiddies who laugh and smile when they fall down cos they have an abnormally high pain threshold. Presumably mine will be in Australia (pronounced Osss-traaaah-leeeaaaaaah) where they will grow up with a slight 'twangggg' in their voices and they will learn how to throw a boomerang and barbeque. :) I shall enjoy the said barbeque. :) :) :)
Wei Yun will not let their kids have godparents because they will all get corrupted by their godparents' prudish, overly sexy, or very clumsy behaviour. Though when she needs advice on how to give the "birds and the bees" talk, she will go to Su because of her melange of practical experience. And just to see the look on her face :D
These are the sort of conversations we have. Usually amongst girls. But sometimes the boys join in. And hilarity ensues.
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