Three word story

This now the Archive:

ONE
Death was walking then he tripped.And bought cookies! Which Darren sells. To innocent kiddies.Who paid Rm100,000. And these kids had melamine poisoning, he was tried, and was convicted just like Anwar.Darren's in parliament. Selling his book, RM1.5 million per copy. Darren became rich.*He told me to type this* he went AWOL. And never returned. But he's rich! Life goes on.Darren's still rich.Now he's gone,with Megan Fox. Jasryn visited themand their kid with squinty eyes who are HOTTTT! Darren's "hot" kid ate Hokkien mee and drank Milo then died. Rubber Panit is mean :( Panit's kid however (known as POINKY) ate Mee Jawa and went "BOINK" all the way down the loo. Priya died today,we all mourned, but she rose, from her grave. So we celebrated AND SHARED COOKIES! But the milk had melamine, HOWEVER everyone was spared (except poooor Boinky)who haunts everyone(he's a liar)and pokes them. POKE POKE POKE. Since Boinky was dead, left alone, everyone rejoiced happily and shared brownies which were poisoned with much sugar. They all died.

TWO
I hate IB. IB hates me.We're happy family. With a great generation of kids. Our kid shall love us eternally and be good til they die. All except Panit's who host funerals and live forever with blocked arteries in his mind. And that will cause his brain to explode randomly and go 'POFFOINK' Oooh new word!!! Which sounds nice!!!! JM invented it. She also invented condoms, rubber, toasters in assorted flavours including vanilla milkshake. Exploded-Panit bites these with non-existent teeth, making his tummy squeal like piggy which killed Darren (ate aminated bacon).

THREE
Jing Min says Su is naughty but Su isnt, but the evidence is very CONVULATINGGG but so clear.... The Laffer curve (aka Panit's Curve) resembles his large corpulent, sizeable, cushion-like, rotund, generously proportioned, and substancially curved Boinkety Boinky Boink not-to-forget Boinketylicious tummy-fats! Hence boinky is dead, like everyone. Except everyone else! Its only Boinky? Isn't it always? Poor, poor Boinky God of Death, Matyr of Boinkety-Boinkiness's corpse rolls away under Jas' car. KFC buns however (are cyanide-laced) caused Panits death. Panit died...... AGAIN And he goes not to heaven, but to cats' land. The end. But is it.......even remotely possible? Su is naughty, so is Darren. WeiYun is good! Weh! End dee!!!!! Is it? *JENGJENGJENGGG*

FOUR
Tofu turns purple Jas' favourite colour! STAB STABBIDITTY STAB and blend tofu in a blender. Vanilla flavoured tofu! (does not exist) jagung flavour got! Jas was walking ban chiang kuih!is very nice especially with jagung!Which is NOT. Burn in hellhot like JM!Who doesn't understand? Tofurkey (tofu turkey)story's now nonsensical Wasn't it always?Which SUYIN started. Isn't it always? Jas senses hostility. Which is strange.Since Jas doesn't really do much. Jas is insulted. Sara kills Panit. Darren helps her. Panit kills everyone.

FIVE
Nails stuffed in Panit's pants shall sink into his bottom and pierce his IMMENSE, GLOBULAR rotund, boinkety-licious tummy-fats, no effect really. Oh the tragedy. Well not really. That was sarcasm which Su learned! We're bad influence. But whoop-dee-doo BOO! Jagung ban-chiang kuih does not taste like fluffy cotton thats COTTON CANDEH! Donkey assimilated humans like Zerg assimilated Buzz Lightyear. However Piggy goes POOOP! TO INFINITY BEYOND!!! Warner Bros presents Jas goes 'LAAAAAA', the opera starring tone deaf singer Sara's forbidden lover very bimbotic nutter jagung ice snowy! fan, Jasryn Ng.

SIX
I start again! Nothing to do except to blog. What about work? Aiya, die lah. Why only us? Cause the others have better things such as work? A LA MAAAAKKKK!!!!!!!!!! What to do? Do work loh....


SEVEN

Why die? Please la morbid people why nobody else?I KNOWW!!!! SADD just like Piaki a cute name! WeiYun is cuter :D Su is cutest! Su is perasan! har har har hee hee hee Where's the trophy? With Su, duh. Its polished everyday. oh the vanity where art thou? Hidden safely away. Its underneath Su's skirt? So that when it's flipped by her twirling pink thongs show! My golden Banglawhat is it? Bangladesh's national anthem? Heard at The-Chicken-Rice-Shop! No-la. At econs. Releasing smurfs into-the-sea!