The Crew Deathmatch: ROUND TWO

Wei Yun vs. Sara- Evil Laughing

"Both these young misses have evil in them. Wei Yun's got the crazy random evil. Look at that glint in her eyes as she steps up to the plate. Those 938420402380234 cartons of sugar that she consumed. That poise. Determination. That-"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (repeat x 8970234789414387021 until Wei Yun has to be carted away)

*Sara comes and laughs evilly too, but she's won by default*

Sara: Don't underestimate Mother Sara!

Jasryn vs. Darren- Painting fences orange and pink

"Jasryn is doing unprecedentedly well, using her skills at tripping around and falling over to, well, trip around and fall over all around, only she's tripping and falling in the right places so the brush is brushing against the fences. Such skill, such mastery, such bimbotic clumsiness.

But Darren's giving her a run for her money. He's got a spray can (sponsored by a strip club that shall remain unnamed) and he's NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! He's filled up one fence. Two fences. Jasryn has tripped over three, will Darren prevail? Will the power of the RED DEVIL STRIP CLUB BE WITH HIM?

Jasryn's slowing down! We knew she couldn't keep tripping forever, could she? Now she's gone to take a water break. No, Jasryn, pace, PACE! Darren's catching up, he's going to win if you aren't careful- OMFG JASRYN WHAT ARE YOU DOING-"

*Jasryn falls over the can of paint, which flies into the sky, manages to upturn over Darren's head, then over all the fences. Jas WINS*

"Well, that's what you get for being a Goon."