Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I don't want to move a thing.

Happy New Year people! :)

And since we are boring boring people who are not going to celebrate it besides sitting at home with a thick text book in hand while fireworks go BOOM BOOM outside your window, I have taken the liberty to post a rather.... okay, its adorable. HAHA check it out.

Kinda reminds me of me, when I was a little boy, except that he's sliiiiiiiightly cuter. In a purely objective way.
haha



Someone's had one too many Twinkies.. :P check out the end, with the eyebrows. HAHAHAHA


Have a great 2009, everyone! Cos for sure, I need one.


Cheers
Darren

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Let's celebrate New Year's!!!!

On New Year's day!!

Because Su and JM are away
(on New Year's eve)

(Hey that rhymed)

So anyway... I was thinking we go for dinner and then to the beach where we will fool around and take lots of pictures and maybe play with Su's sparklers. Although I was thinking we could do the beach thing first cause it'd be... bright. And I won't trip over myself. Plus Priya can watch the sunset as she says on her wish list.

Then we shall write resolutions ala WY's suggestion (WY if you see this, please tell them because I can't remember) After which we shall sleep over at someone's house. I vote JM cause her house is nearest!!

Su, JM, Priya, Panit, Sarah, Sara, WY, Darren, Kylie, you are coming =D

... You forgot Amy!

Anyway! The resolution thing. I was thinking we write one resolution, one wish to share with the rest, one wish to keep private, and the best thing that happened in 2008. Put them on a piece of paper then bury them in the sand ^__^

Are we still on? And where?
EHHH you took the 100th published post!!! I was saving up for that. Dang.

You really have to learn to stop 'saving up' for stuff. Otherwise we're just gonna beat you to it =D

Monday, December 29, 2008

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nobody knows

does anybody ever?

Friday, December 26, 2008

Viagra helps CIA win friends in Afghanistan

Not a joke, not a joke...


I'll just throw* in the funny parts and leave out the boring parts:

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.

The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes — followed by a request for more pills.

Isn't it meant to be 'throw' in the funny parts? har har Merry Christmas!

I always say it in my head and I type the wrong thing >.<

Because meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie-holic.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Su took the 100th post!!! Oh well. She started it. I guess she's obliged to have the 100th post as well :)


Happy Boxing Day people!
Though I don't know what happens on boxing day. I assume people....box? O.o


I haven't....been here for a while.



*POOOF!* thats the sound of my neurons popping. Speaking of pop, the first words that comes to mind are:
  1. Popcorn!
  2. 'Pop' by N'Sync
  3. Fizzy Bubblech
  4. Pop goes the weasel
  5. Spritzer Pop
  6. Pop-ular bookstore
  7. Pop Tarts
  8. Pop Tardddddddds :]
  9. Bubbles :D
  10. And for some unknown reason, Marginal Propensity to Import. GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I end this pointless post with a quote, from a great man who is well-liked and respected by everyone.

"OH YA~~ chirstmas....its on the 25 right......will Mr. Santa give me a present??? Can I ask for "No MOCK" ....anyway, did Mr. Santa do IB???I think he just stick to the A LEVEL...easier u see he got a job already...we still need to do EE...."
~Mr. Film Pripanapong~

hahaha enjoy Film, you are featured!


Cheers
Darren


Hey who put that smiley there? I bet its Boinky.

Ish

Jas has something against me.

So does Panit.

My internet goes bust for 2 days and this is what I get?

Just you wait. I shall get my revenge.

What did I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
You were mean to me.
OOHHHH. As Darren pointed out. 100th post!!!! yay.

Hello

It's 3.39 a.m.

I should be asleep.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

"Do you know what it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to throw you away? Do you know what its like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?"

-Enrique Iglesias, Do You Know-

Just so happens to be playing on my iTunes. Why do I only get to blog in one colour? It's so... monochromatic.

"Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is you."

-David Archeuleta, Crush-

Next iTunes song. I think my brain is fried... I'm being random. Panit says there's been a shift in my sleep patterns. Like the rats in Groblewski's artificial illumination experiment. Biological perspective of psychology. Sarah would know. If she were awake. Which she's not.

Cause it's now 3.49 a.m.

I should be asleep.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

Wait, I already said that.

"Where do you go when you're lonely? I'll follow you."

-Bethany Joy Lenz, When The Stars Go Blue-

GOODNIGHT!

"I gave you my love in vain. My body never knew such pleasure, my heart never knew such pain. And you left me so confused. Now I'm all cried out over you."

-Destiny's Child, All Cried Out-


3.59 a.m.
Hello Jas... There there. But I must say I am confused.. by the biological perspective of psychology.... HELLOOOOO

Thursday, December 25, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY DEAREST PEOPLE [:

There. I said it on the correct day.
I know you must be missing me an awful lot.
But heyyy, look on the bright side!
At least I'm not there to poke or whack any of you, right?
Thank you all for a wonderful Uplands-ey year.
It wouldn't have been the same without all of you.

C:

Christmas-

Sometimes, it surprises me that Christmas arrives so early. It's as if we were just heralding the arrival of a new year, and, with the misty breath of a tempest, the teardrops pattering and crashing towards the ground, it's over, over and done with, and you see your parents hanging the red and green decorations up above the door to signify another ending. The closing of yet another year, the sealing of the door, a time when you look back and realize the enormity of the things you haven't done and wish that you could have said the things you never said.

Among the faint black print in my Math book, I reflect, reminisce upon the people that are here with me and those that should have been, those that I wish that were and those that I'd rather not be. The people I met in Cambridge, the people from Comic Fiesta, my friends from my old school that distilled my laughter in time and were there to catch my tears when they fell... It's one of those times when you wish they were around, wish they were here to celebrate and laugh with you.

But there's also the present, the people that are here, and in no particular order, the shout-outs that are due!

Panit- I'm glad that you blog here with us. Your seriousness is always a nice counter-balance to my insanity. Thanks for making me laugh with your random posts and strange articles from the BBC.

Priya- You haven't blogged in ages! AHHH. But honestly thanks for being my friend, thanks for laughing with me, and I will always remember that day in Math when we came up with that holiday. Poor little Ollie, having to go on vacation with all those teachers in Alaska. I wonder if they caught any fish?

Su Yin- I love you. You are amazing. You've taught me so much, made me laugh so hard, that I can't believe that I didn't think that we would ever click the first time I talked to you. I adore you to bits. Thanks for listening to my rants and for having the patience when I ramble on about the most retarded of matters. CHOCOLATEEEE. THANKS FOR ALL OF IT, "Susan".

Sara- You're amazing too. You never fail to make me smile with your Sara-ness, and your Tupperware song that JM recorded... I still need to get that video off her and show it to your kids when you're old and grey and old. Though I can never imagine you being old, you lively girl. Mother Sara, I have been a good girl. Right?

Jasryn- Your clumsiness never ceases to amaze me. Now I'm no longer the village idiot during Chem practicals... Haha, kidding, kidding. You really aren't that bad, you know, because I'm worse I guess? Oh well we still need to blow up the lab once before we graduate. Just once. Piaki the Pink Penguin loves you, by the way. Even though nobody else loves it.

Amy- You aren't in The Crew but YOU DESERVE A SHOUT OUT HERE BECAUSE I MET YOU AROUND THE SAME TIME THAT I MET THE REST OF THEM AND I JUST FEEL LIKE WRITING IT HERE ANYWAY. Mummy dearest, thanks for taking the trouble to read all my writing and drivel, and for my random rambles. How all of you put up with me is beyond my comprehension, but thank you. (: I still need to get you something for Chrissymassy.

Darren- GOOOOONY. You're hilarious. You're random. You're great to talk to, and have great taste in Youtube videos. You make me smile. You make me laugh. Enough said. Don't get pecked to death, pigeon bait, spylark.

Jing Min- Do I even need to tell you how much I love you? God. I think I've made it pretty apparent. You probably know it inside, anyway. Donkey.

Sarah- Kitten! You're awesome. (: You're my fellow writer-poet, the person that's always arguing with me about who's better. (you're better by the way, I think most people would testify to that, but then again you'll never admit it) I love the way you understand my innate kiasu-ness, my desires to do better than I already am doing, and our similar retarded sense of humour. Ily. We're going to get out there, publish a book together, and KICK BUTT. Some day. (:

What would you do if aliens came to Earth to where God's son lived?

Hypothetic question I came across on a message board. Refers to Christianity and Jesus Crhist by the by.

Like the aliens were like, "Sup. 2000 or so years ago, one of our prophets was like the son of God is gonna be born here. So uh where is he? We've never been here before so we don't really know our way around yet." Then we'd tell them. Then they were all like, "YOU DID WHAT?!"

What would you do?

I'll finish off with a nice web-comic as well: