Showing posts with label messed up screwed side ways and all over. Show all posts
Showing posts with label messed up screwed side ways and all over. Show all posts

Friday, December 26, 2008

Hello

It's 3.39 a.m.

I should be asleep.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

"Do you know what it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to throw you away? Do you know what its like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?"

-Enrique Iglesias, Do You Know-

Just so happens to be playing on my iTunes. Why do I only get to blog in one colour? It's so... monochromatic.

"Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is you."

-David Archeuleta, Crush-

Next iTunes song. I think my brain is fried... I'm being random. Panit says there's been a shift in my sleep patterns. Like the rats in Groblewski's artificial illumination experiment. Biological perspective of psychology. Sarah would know. If she were awake. Which she's not.

Cause it's now 3.49 a.m.

I should be asleep.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

Wait, I already said that.

"Where do you go when you're lonely? I'll follow you."

-Bethany Joy Lenz, When The Stars Go Blue-

GOODNIGHT!

"I gave you my love in vain. My body never knew such pleasure, my heart never knew such pain. And you left me so confused. Now I'm all cried out over you."

-Destiny's Child, All Cried Out-


3.59 a.m.
Hello Jas... There there. But I must say I am confused.. by the biological perspective of psychology.... HELLOOOOO

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Crew Deathmatch- ROUND ONE.

Results:

Wan Tan Mee Eating:

"And Wei Yun lunges! Panit seems to be dying, what a disappointment, who would have thought that someone that boinky would be so bad at eating noodles? And he eats this for lunch so often, shame, shame, really... Back to Wei Yun. The nineteenth bowl of Wan Tan Mee in two hours, and she's gobbling it up, Panit can't even finish his second, pathetic he is, pathetic... She's gobbling, chewing, swallowing, what precision, what skill, what- she's almost done- WEI YUN WINS!"

(Though outside, Amy has eaten about 28394703423 bowls by then and is now starting on dessert)

Tomato squishing:

"This one is going to be close. Priya has stopped squishing the tomatoes and has taken to eating them, so it's up to Darren and Su. Su seems to be winning. She's now on her twentieth heap, she's almost done, Darren's got to pick up speed... No, wait! WHAT IS THIS? Su Yin has been distracted by... NO, NOT THE TOFU, THE TOFU'S FOR THE NEXT ROUND OF THIS DEATHMATCH, GO BACK TO YOUR TOMATOES SU YIN! Stop running towards that mound, I KNOW you're salivating, it's- OOOOOOF!"

*commentator gets knocked over; Darren wins*

Rolling down a hill:

"And it's time for the rolling competition. Sarah versus Sara. Sarah's picking up speed, she's using her running skills to win this one, she's obviously got the advantage here, Sara's going to have a hard time- no, Sara, don't knock into a tree, you're supposed to end up at the finish line, not in the hospital! No, wait, what is that at the finish line? That's EVAN KAY! Now things are starting to get interesting.

Sara's starting to actually try. She's rolling down the hill in a circular motion- a lesson learned from Panit maybe- she's overtaken Sarah, overtaken the runner- OH GOD SARA YOU'RE CRAZY, SCREAMING EVAN'S NAME REALLLY LOUDLY? She's rolling, rolling, my, we can't see her, she's just a blur now, can't you hear the passion in her voice, I can, marvellous- AND SHE WINS! COME AND COLLECT YOUR TROPHY- no, wait, I think she's more interested in Evan. Oh well."

Opera singing:

*the windows crack. Jasryn advances to the next round because the announcer bribed her to shut up*

Monday, December 1, 2008

Info overload

In a random conversation with someone about his fear of sharing saliva with other people (not even a spoon!), we (me, JM, Sara & WY) tease him incessently about how he will survive kissing. He doesnt even share utensils with his mom! This goes on till a point where we've agitated him so much, he gets so worked up and utters these words:


I will be fine kissing my wife

I will be fine frenching her

I will be fine sucking (he said licking..su got this wrong before) her nipples

And I will be fine with sticking my tongue up her crotch.


At this point, I go "Ewwww!". Conversation comes to an end. Silence.


A good way to end teasing no?

Note how Su always posts convoluted stuff... Tsk tsk tsk

Saturday, November 29, 2008

How we're slowly turning into each other-

Add your own here. Note that this does not mean we are losing our own individuality: it just means that your friends' little quirks do rub off on you. (:

Su Yin:
1) Wei Yun is now self-praising excessively.
2) Wei Yun is trying (and failing, just like Su) to give cute looks.

Sarah SC:

1) Wei Yun is starting to eat incessant amounts of fruits and vegetables (Though to be fair, she is also eating incessant amounts of everything else at the moment)
2) Wei Yun was referred to by Mr. Walton as "Sarah's grade-obsessed pal". Oh dear.
3) Wei Yun has taken to chewing gum in class- mind you, to keep awake only though, because I HAVE STARTED TO FALL ASLEEP RANDOMLY.
4) Wei Yun has started writing poetry.
5) WEI YUN GOT A 6 IN MATH. THOUGH SHE WILL NEVER LIKE MATH. NEVERRRRRR.

Jasryn:

1) Wei Yun is starting to get even clumsier than usual. Oh dear God.

Jing Min:
1) Wei Yun is now giving answers like "Yeah... Right. Yes, (insert person's name here!)
2) Wei Yun is now calling people "YOU DONKEY!".
3) Wei Yun is now spazzing about food... No wait, didn't she already?

Priya:

Panit:
1) Wei Yun is becoming meaner. Very mean.

Darren:

Sara Loh:

Wei Yun:

Embrace our individuality. Or the lack thereof.

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Crew Deathmatch!

Inspired by Mr. Klar and his silly mustache wonderful teachings, you might notice that there are a few new polls.

People, I bring you: The Crew Deathmatch... (Or not really)

Basically, you guys vote on who you think would come out on top if they were thrown into a random situation. For instance, a dance battle between Jasryn and Su Yin? A violin-crushing contest between Panit and Priya? Having to endure Wei Yun singing for longer between Jing Min and Sarah?

You vote for the winner, who goes on to the next round, and so on. And so on. The one that emerges as the winner of the final will get errrr. Errrr. No idea. LA LA LA LA LA! XD

HAVE FUN :D

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Allow me to introduce...

THE GAME.

The Rules:

The objective of the game is to forget about its existence

1. You are always playing the game.

2. You lose when you think about the game.

3. You must publically announce when you lose.

Enjoy :]
NOTE: Apologies if you have come across this before, this was big years ago... Now, well, have fun :]

Oh and btw, I lost.

P.S.
Blame Allison for reminding me. Stupid bloody Panda.
AHAHAHAHAHAH oh no panit....i remember this one
i thought it was a real game -,-
is reminding others allowed??

HAHA when you announce "I LOST" you then remind everyone immediately because they too are reminded that they lost, so you remind them, and if you try to remind them of The Game otherwise you thought about The Game therefore you lost too.

This reminds me of CamTrad so badly >.< Some people in our group (the SSS, don't ask about the name because even we don't know what it stands for) would just shout it out randomly, and everyone lost and was like... NOOOO! Though there's a version that if you say "Moo." without thinking of The Game, you can actually win.

AND I LOST OTL||